NOW I’M PICTURING RENNER BEING LIKE “LET’S STRETCH, BITCHES!” AND THEN JUMPING INTO A LUNGE AND YELLING “WERK” BEFORE DOING SOME BIRD CALLS WTF
oMFG DUDE YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME
I WANNA FUCKING CRY CAUSE JESUS I WANT THIS AND IT’S SO FUCKING FUNNY
C’MON LIKE THIS HASN’T HAPPENED ALREADY
ALSO LIKE YOU KNOW HE’S DONE A LOT OF RIDICULOUS POSES THAT ARE STRAIGHT FROM THE HAWKEYE INITIATIVE
I CAN PICTURE LIKE RDJ OR EVANS BEING LIKE “RENNER WTF” AND HE’S JUST DOING LIKE SEXY STRETCHES AND SHIT AND NOT GIVING A SINGLE FUCK
OMFG YESSSSSS PLEASE WITH NATASHA ON TOP (PLEASE)
BUT SUDDEN HEADCANON THAT CLINT’S SECOND TOE IS LONGER THAN THE REST AND HE CALLS IT HIS “LITTLE CLAW “
"Captain, have you seen Barton?"
"Yes Sir. He said he had to go give you a mission report, but that was a few hours ago."
"Well, I’ve been in my office this whole time."
"Huh. Then I don’t know why he was wearing a winter coat."
"…..oh. Thanks for your help. I know exactly where he is."
((The snow Loki is now available in button format….and there is a follow-up pic to this in case you’re interested…. http://meekobits.tumblr.com/post/36894843252/yeah-i-did-not-expect-the-reaction-that-i-got ))
Tony likes to make bird puns at Hawkeye.
THE HAWKNEST IS COMPLETE.
"Have you ever had someone take your brain and play?
Pull you out and stuff something else in?”
So are we gonna talk about this or…..
are we gonna talk about how we got hawkeye before black widow
BUT WE GOT HAWKEYE
Clint Barton/Hawkeye: Dispersed [x]
Caw caw motherfucker
comic version(?) first try